The Guidelines (Suggested First Viewing)

Welcome.


There will be Spoilers. My take is to review on the first view, collecting my thoughts during the film (Pausing if absolutely necessary). Therefore, it’s my first instincts on a movie’s actions. Which leads to the ever-so-creative title “Mind-to-Mouth.” Pictures are added later.

You have been cautioned, advised, and warned.


Now, to do this, I need to lay down a law for myself. So...


The Rules:

1. No creative editing afterwards.
Nothing but in-the-moment opinion. If a twist occurs and I look dumb, I'll have to deal with it and applaud the efforts of the film in an after rant. The only editing that should occur is editing of misspelled words...and I'll probably miss a few of those from time to time.

2. After rants are fine.
There may be parts of a movie that may seem small to others, but irks me for some reason. If so, I will take the time to rant upon them after the film. Rule 2 is still in effect and I must say something positive no matter how much a film may irritate me.

3. The Score.
The scoring system will be between 0 and 5. Half points can work, but things like "2.7" are just silly and will be avoided.
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4. Be Prepared to add rules as necessary.
Yeah...I've probably missed something so I'll add more later.